"Not that there was much to see. On Thursday we were told that Prezza – two Jags, two jabs, two shags - was two small. “Ex revels Prezza’s manhood is size of cocktail sausage,” said the Mirror’s headline. “2 INCH.””
http://www.anorak.co.uk/news.cfm?id=169574
No good for Tracey Emin then. I remember reading in her first column in The Independent that she couldn’t have sex with men with small dicks. She had tried, she said, but it was no use.
Being that it is something most men would be a little shy about too many people knowing, the fact that the whole country now knows that he has a cocktail weenie might mean years of therapy for Prezza. But you are not alone John, I know that for a fact.
He will fool no-one now by stuffing a couple of pairs of rolled up sports socks down the front of his trousers. And any ads for penis enlargers winging their way to his door? The makers of such merchandise should be looking to him now for maybe fronting their ad campaign.
Poor guy.
So….back to the World Cup
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