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Short on brain cells anyone?

by jojo52 @ 2006-01-30 - 23:28:26

“Missing a few brain cells? Print new ones
A printer that spits out ultra-fine droplets of cells instead of ink has been used to print live brain cells without causing them any apparent harm
A PRINTER that spits out ultra-fine droplets of cells instead of ink has been used to print live brain cells without causing them any apparent harm. The technique could open up the possibility of building replacement tissue cell by cell, giving doctors complete control over the tissue they graft.
The device is a variant of a conventional ink-jet printer. Instead of forcing individual droplets of ink through a needle-shaped nozzle and onto the page, the cell printer uses a powerful electric field to produce droplets just a few micrometres in diameter, far smaller than is achievable by other means.”

Wow – this is just what I need. I’ve always been missing a few brain cells and now my worries could be at an end!

Added to which with my business printer able to churn out hundreds of sheets in no time I could make a tidy bit of cash on the side supplying those equally short on BC’s!

If only life were so simple - oh well perhaps it is.

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[Visitor]

2006-01-31 @ 20:49

Haha cool extract. But then isn't ignorance bliss? Take Eve.. no on second thoughts.. take Adam. What did all that extra knowledge bring? Misery.. that's what. Smoking, Global warming, the X Factor...!
He should at least have asked the audience or gone 50/50 before biting that appple.

R

jojo52jojo52 pro
2006-02-01 @ 21:46

Well I suppose he would still have had a tough decision as half the audience would probably be women!

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