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Mozart sells.............or is that smells!
by jojo52 @ 2006-01-04 - 20:12:29

"An enterprising local dairy has developed a new Mozart yogurt and a Mozart dessert drink - flavoured with chocolate, hazelnut and marzipan.

The yogurt is one of hundreds of new products being developed for the composer's 250th birthday on 27 January.

As well as yogurt, you can buy Mozart sausage, Mozart baby bottles and Mozart perfume. Traders here are hoping for a bumper year."

What!?!

Surely Mozart's sausage is now a little past it's prime. The perfume is an intriguing idea though. Now just what did Mozart smell like...

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morelearningmorelearning [Member]
2006-01-06 @ 22:53

Mozart's desert drink - for when you are just too far from the nearest oasis. It makes beautiful music.

jojo52jojo52 pro
2006-01-07 @ 00:04

It'll sell, I know it will. You know I'm quite sure Mozart himself would have jumped on the bandwagon...

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2006-01-13 @ 22:28

Mozart's sausage!!! AAAAAAAH HA HAH A!!

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jojo52jojo52 pro
2006-01-14 @ 19:08

Soooooo naughty!

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